10 Little White Lies All Women Have Told

10 Little White Lies All Women Have Told
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Sometimes, lying is necessary. It can be better than telling the truth and crushing someone's spirits with your brutal honesty. Sure, you could tell your friends how annoying they are. But, why hurt their feelings? Making up an excuse for why you can't see them Friday night is so much easier...and nicer!

Whether it's to avoid something, or someone, we are all guilty of fabricating the truth a little. Here are some of the most common lies we tell our friends, family, and significant others:

"I'm On My Way."

Translation: "I just got out of the shower and I'm sitting on my bed, scrolling through Instagram, debating if I even want to leave the house."

"I Won't Tell A Soul."

Translation: "I'll only tell my boyfriend... and my mom... and my other best friend."

"I Already Have Plans."

Translation: "I have no plans, but I'd rather sit at home than go out with you."

"I Don't Usually Do This."

Translation: "I do this all the time, I just don't want you to think I'm slutty."

"Of Course I Love Your Mom."

Translation: "Honestly I think the relationship you have with your mom is weird, and little creepy."

"I'm Completely Sober Right Now."

Translation: "I'm drunk as a skunk."

"My Phone's Dying."

Translation: "My phone is fully charged, but I'm done with this conversation."

"I'm Fine."

Translation: "I'm pissed and if looks could kill, you'd be dead."

"I'm On My Period."

Translation: "My period ended a few days ago, but I'm not in the mood to have sex."

"I Came."

Translation: "I didn't - I wasn't even close."